1.) For our conferences, please click on the link, find the page with your name on it, and thoroughly answer the "Conference Notes" section.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1RYrnSrcfOqKmyPcJzVoJ8hkciu2Z-cd6e96UnJxC0Rw/edit?usp=sharing
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2.) Let's conclude our Short Story unit by writing OUR story. This will be a short story written collectively, harmonizing 26 voices, and see how this bad boy turns out. Refreshing will be the name of the game. Have fun!
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It all started last summer when I found myself and John caught up with are drug dealer because we couldn't pay up.
ReplyDeleteIt was the longest night of my life, our hearts were pounding out of our chests and our minds were racing. We were terified and had no were to turn.
ReplyDeleteand then she died
ReplyDeleteIt didn't help that John started having a seizure; I didn't know what to do
ReplyDeleteThe brute men followed us where ever we turned, hot on our heels
ReplyDeleteThen next thing you know, we're at iHop, eating pancakes. They were delicious.
ReplyDeleteSuddenly, 27 dogs showed up. They were adorable.
ReplyDeletebecause it was national pancake day so we got free pancake
ReplyDeleteI didn't like the syrup they provided, so i brought my own bacon flavored syrup.
ReplyDeleteOne of the dogs ate my pancakes.
ReplyDeleteIt was terrible.
ReplyDeleteIt wasn't even one of the cute dogs, it was one of those could-pass-as-a-toilet-brush dogs.
ReplyDeleteI cried.
ReplyDeleteHe smelled like the dump
ReplyDeleteAnd then it tried to lick the syrup off my fingers.
ReplyDeleteThen again so did I
ReplyDeleteBut it was free pancake day..so no loss there, really.
ReplyDeleteMy tears flooded the world
ReplyDeleteBut the dogs weren't what mattered. i couldn't focus on them. all i could think about was what I've done.
ReplyDeleteThe dogs could die for all I cared.
ReplyDeleteHow many pancakes did I have?! What have I done!!!
ReplyDeleteIve stolen pancakes...on free pancake day.
ReplyDeleteI just needed my pancakes... ..
ReplyDeleteIm a monster.
ReplyDeleteI watched a man drown in syrup
ReplyDeleteThen as soon as we thought we were free Fred, our dealer, walked in.
ReplyDeleteI cant live this life anymore
ReplyDeletethe one problem was the dogs were on drugs
ReplyDeleteThe monster inside me make me who I truly am.
ReplyDeleteTo enjoy some lovely pancakes at Ihop
ReplyDeleteIt was awkward
ReplyDeleteA flash mob of women broke out at ihop since it was national women's day
ReplyDeleteI threw a pancake at Fred
ReplyDeleteThe dealer started reciting, "Pancakes are love, pancakes are life".
ReplyDeleteHe died.
ReplyDeleteNow he is dead
ReplyDeleteI couldn't help myself. I had to drown him. He would've ate all of my pancakes if I didn't stop him.
ReplyDeleteWhatever drugs I got from Fred had me majorly tripping
ReplyDeleteThe pancake cops also walked in
ReplyDeleteI dont know why I threw a pancake at Fred. He was dead
ReplyDeleteWe put drugs in the pancakes... they were meth pancakes now
ReplyDeletenow for the dog
ReplyDeleteI drowned him in syrup.
ReplyDeleteOne of the dogs walked up to me and whispered, "Just say no."
ReplyDeleteDead Fred became a pancake eating zombie.
ReplyDeleteI ran out of iHop, I couldn't take it anymore
ReplyDeleteThe cops started confiscating the pancakes as evidence.
ReplyDeleteBut it pulled me back in
ReplyDeleteSuddenly they weren't ihop pancakes anymore.... they were from- MCDONALDS.
ReplyDeleteOH NO! a lady called out. THERE'S NO MORE PANCAKES!!
ReplyDeleteI was covered in butter tears and syrup.
ReplyDeletesuddenly there weren't pancakes or bad dogs or Fred. I woke up. Huh, must have been a bad trip.
ReplyDeleteThe dog that was drowned in syrup was actually the leader of all dogs ever. Humanity is now at war with dogs.
ReplyDeletethen superman came out of no where
ReplyDeleteMcdonalds pancakes make my mouth water
ReplyDeleteI woke up in a chair at Ihop.
ReplyDeleteExcept Superman sucks so he, too, was overcome by the pancakes
ReplyDeletemy dogs look up at me from my dream.... I wonder how he would act if he was on drugs
ReplyDeleteBut I had awoken in an Ihop! It was free pancake day!
ReplyDeleteThe dogs and pancakes were still fresh in my mind as i stood up, glancing around my living room floor. wow was it a mess.
ReplyDeleteBatman was in the corner, crying at his pancake family death
ReplyDeletehotcakes*
ReplyDeleteBatman gave up crime fighting to eat more pancakes
ReplyDeleteDang drug dealer, back at it again with the triply pancakes
ReplyDeleteThen like a true man, he opened up a donut box and listened to his theme song in a sad tune.
ReplyDeleteWe all sat in the corner, crying and eating pancakes
ReplyDeletethis trip is getting worse by the minute.
ReplyDeleteThe day only got worse when I realized it wasn't even real butter. It was butter made from breast milk.
ReplyDeleteDeadpool was the gang leader
ReplyDeletemaking my way downtown
ReplyDeleteI looked down at my dough arms when it hit me. I am a pancake.
ReplyDeleteWe be TRIPPIN'!
ReplyDeleteSometimes I hear two voices in my head. Sometimes there are more.
ReplyDeleteThe one says the pancakes are just a dream, but the other—
He knows the truth. The death and despair that come only from pancakes.
I hear him laughing.
Upupupupupupupupupupupupupupu!
Breast milk was surprisingly salty
ReplyDeleteThere weren't enough corners for everyone to cry in. We had to start making dog piles of crying teenagers and pancakes.
ReplyDeleteThen we all bathed together in syrupy goodness.
ReplyDeleteI was the mayor of Caketown
ReplyDelete#WAFFLES MASTER RACE!!!111!!!!1
ReplyDeleteEvery building was an Ihop
ReplyDeleteI should take a bath.
ReplyDeleteIn syrup
ReplyDeletePancakes sound good right about now
ReplyDeleteTHAT WAS THE BEGINNING OF THE WAR BETWEEN US AND THE WAFFLES
ReplyDeleteWon't you take me to, PANCAKETOWN!
ReplyDeleteWere sourin'
ReplyDeleteA BATH OF SYRUP
ReplyDeleteI hope in and it's warm
ReplyDeleteFlyin'
ReplyDeletewe should all bathe in syrup
ReplyDeletetheres not a star in Heaven that we cant reach
ReplyDeleteThis is the American Dream.
ReplyDeleteI cannot soar in a bath of syrup
ReplyDeleteI hear more voices.
ReplyDelete"Is she alright?"
"No, I've never seen such dissociation from reality."
This is why Canada hates us
ReplyDeleteSTOP TRYING TO MAKE HSM HAPPEN
ReplyDeleteWe're breaking free.
ReplyDeleteIt was a bright, sunny afternoon.
ReplyDeleteOnce upon a time
ReplyDeleteI was walking my dog, Fatty.
ReplyDeleteThen I realized. That was my name.
ReplyDeleteHe wasn't really fat, i promise
ReplyDeleteA bath make me calm down
ReplyDeleteThe End.
ReplyDeleteA strange man in a black coat approached me, his smile wider than the ocean.
ReplyDeleteHe handed me a coupon.
ReplyDelete50% of all mens underwear. WOHHOOOO
ReplyDeleteAt Ihop.
ReplyDeleteI traded the coupon for a pair of socks
ReplyDeleteThey were neon socks.
ReplyDeleteSo neon they blinded the man
ReplyDeleteHe got mad and threatened to eat shifty...
ReplyDeleteThe man looked at him and said